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How Did I Miss That? Beyonce' Evades the NSA; Batman Takes Austin!

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It's that time again when I normally come here to beg for clicks and forewords and likes & etc. I must confess that it's become less urgent now.  I've been hired to continue this.  It remains my idea of a good time, so I hope some folks are amused.

Rolling Stone reported on Friday that Beyoncé's new self-titled album, sprung on the public with no advance notice, sold 80,000 copies in three hours. Cousin Ray Sixkiller remarked that when the Obama Administration finds out why the NSA failed to predict this, “Heads will roll.”

The North Korean government announced the execution of Jang Song-thaek, an uncle of the boy dictator Kim Jong-un. Watchers of the Hermit Kingdom had considered Mr. Jang to be Mr. Kim’s mentor. The official North Korean announcement of the execution described Mr. Jang as “worse than a dog,” leading Cousin Ray to wonder if the comment about Korean cuisine meant that the boy dictator ate his uncle?

Signaling more conventional cases of munchies, the Saturday New York Times carried a story on the marketing hurdles for legal marijuana in Colorado and Washington. Legal dealers are reportedly ditching counter cultural names, with one contemplating a change from “Cat Piss Romulan” to “Midnight Dream.” Cousin Ray, a football fan, expected “Bronco Kick” to be dialed back to “Mile High Memories.”

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